Redheaded Adoptee to Make World Much More Vanilla

I'll admit it. I came to the Frosty rather late in life.
I was 18, and after my shift at the local Perkin's Pancake House I was driving around with a co-worker, looking for munchies. We pulled into Wendy's and I ordered a black-and-white shake only to discover - to my horror - that the Frosty implied chocolate.
Seriously, wtf? Had I been transported to Communist China? The U.S.S.R? Cuba?!

So that is why I am pleased to announce, all these years later, that that smiling temptress Wendy has embraced personal freedom and the market economy by intorducing the VANILLA FROSTY!
Check out this press release with its promises of a vanilla Frosty and (bonus!) 99-cent chicken sandwich!!

All I can say to the people at Wendy's is, "Duh!"

To see how the original Frosty stands up against other summer road trip snacks click the Frosty cup.