Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Elvis Costello

Currently watching Elvis Costello and Allen Toussaint on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Thoroughly dissappointing, but with Mr. Anthony Brown shining on guitar.
See what the NYT thought of Monday night's live show.

As oft happens with celebrities, Mr. Costello was much shorter than I had expected. Additionally, his hair was a distractingly suspect shade of black.

Speaking of which, Owen Wilson was sporting the now infamous Botox-bangs that so many starlets have fallen victim to.

Terrible. Seriously, don't do it. What ever happened to grace?

In related news, McCarthy is masterminding a brilliant campaign for a new, imporoved, long-lasting version of the good 'ol botulism. The pros/cons of injecting pig fat vs. cow fat in ones face has been on her mind latey, which given the kosher vs. halal vs. sacred cow debate is a political powder keg. A consultation with a rabbi confirms that while swine are unsuitable for eating they are clear for injection. Really?

Food for thought.