Lenin's Pravda Tells It Like It Is

According to the Russian newspaper Pravda ("The Truth") "Syphilis is the best disease people may catch after having unsafe sex."

You know, I'd always been a bigger fan of crabs, but then again the folks at Pravda do have some good advice: Our message for girls is short and simple: give it another thought before you open your mouth.

More pearls of wisdom from Pravda:
-"For rapists, exhibitionists or those who are simply preoccupied, the most beneficial time of year has arrived: everywhere is green, there are places to hide, and it's warm, there is no need to worry about freezing off an important body part."
Sex crimes increase in summer because of women's scanty outfits.
-Bodyguards in skirts: new occupation for masculine women.
-Cat rapes woman after preforming oral sex on her.
-All nudists are perverts, gays and lesbians.